okay-ibelieveyou:

When people ask me to lead them in prayer

  1. Me: am I mean?
  2. Friend: yes
  3. Me: who even asked for your ugly opinion? Who even invited you here anyway?
so-insta:

 
Nunca brinque com o coração de uma mulher. Brinque com os peitos, ela tem dois

bb-skunk:

creativity like “yo”,

attention span like “no”.

HG